Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once ... or twice.
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I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups?"
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS! In other words... ENJOY YOUR YOUTH!
I had amnesia once ... or twice.
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I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How can there be self-help "groups?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS! In other words... ENJOY YOUR YOUTH!
From Jim
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